The Smoking Gun News

From: editor@thesmokinggun.com
To: "tsgnews"
Date: Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:21:43 -0400
Subject: News from The Smoking Gun

Dear Friends:


Further proving that high school principals don't have a sense of humor, a Pennsylvania educator is suing four ex-students for posting phony MySpace profiles describing him as a raunchy, booze-swilling swinger. It won't be long before shooting spitballs is a federal offense. To view the bogus MySpace pages, go here:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0406071myspace1.html


It's only April, but we may have already found the odds-on favorite for the 2007 Mug Shot of the Year award. Here it is:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0404071paintface1.html


Never has an arrestee been subjected to as rigorous a photo session as the one recently endured by the Ohio guy who made the mistake of being arrested in a bikini. And pink Speedo flip-flops. Oh, the humanity:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0405071drag1.html


As if wearing a hair hat isn't bad enough, follicly-challenged gents now must worry about be photographed by private eyes working for the Hair Club for Men. Damn you, Sy Sperling:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0402071hairclub1.html


New prize contest starts today, so enter now for a shot at four James Bond DVDs and other fine merch. Right this way, please:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/contest/contest.html


Regards,

Your pals at TSG